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Last Update 9.12.2005

Last warning for people who don't like yaoi/slash. If this is you, you can exit here.

On this page are all the things that don't fall into the other categories, ie. the parodies, funny, light-hearted, miscellanary that aren't meant to be taken that seriously, and if you do, we're not paying for your rehab. Now go read them!

Submissions: If you'd like to submit a fic for this archive (please? Pretty please please?), or know of a fic that falls into this category and isn't here (horror of horrors), drop us a line and we'll see about getting it here.

NOTE: These fanfics all have ratings and classifications for their content, so if you don't know them, go to the Glossary. If you have any other questions it doesn't clear up, please refer to the FAQ - your question just might be there, before contacting us.

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Alleluia
by okanechan

[Summary] Don't confuse this with "Hallelujah" - this is a SxS take on Dar Williams' song "Alleluia."
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Parody
[Added] 10 August 2002

Alleluia

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Art In Me
by WanderingTonberry

[Summary] Zell takes a sudden interest in the nude model who's posing for his art class. But just who IS this mysterious man? Wish we could see his face...
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon PWP Humour
[Added] 18 June 2002

Art In Me

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Balamb Brothal
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] While the headmaster's away Squall's turns the garden into a Brothal but then Cid comes back.
[Pairing] implied Seifer X Squall, bit of implied Seifer X Squall X Zell X Irvine
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 25 December 2003

Balamb Brothal

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Balamb V Galbadia Football Match
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Irvine and Selphie live in G garden and challange Squall and co to play football. Very silly!
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Seifer X Zell X Squall, Later implied Squall X Nida
[Warning] M Humour | Headmaster Cid in jogging shorts
[Added] 25 December 2003 | Completed: 29 April 2005

Part 1

Part 2 - Practice I

Part 3 - Practice II

Part 4 - Galbadia’s Team

Part 5 - Sexual Frustration

Part 6 - Balamb Practice Match

Part 7 - Uniforms and Stargazing

Part 8 - Off to Face the Enemy

Part 9 - Macho, macho man!

Part 10 - Second half

Part 11 - We be camping

Epilogue - Football crazy!

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The Beauty Contest
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Selphie sets up a beauty contest and Squall get black-mailed into entering as a young spanish girl.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Cross-dressing
[Added] 24 August 2003

The Beauty Contest

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Chicken
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Zell tries to show Seifer that he's no Chicken by doing whatever the other man wants him to do.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Zell
[Warning] M Lime Humour
[Added] 29 November 2004

Chicken

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Chicken Soup
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Silly fic. Selphie organises a fesitval around a local football game and Zell ends up being the mascot Charlie the Chicken.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Nida (implied)
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 29 November 2004

Part 1 - Festival Madness
Part 2 - Festival Madness Continues

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Competition
by The Wandering Englishman

[Summary] A new addition becomes competition for Squall's affection.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG AU Fluff Humour
[Added] 29 April 2005

Competition

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Cowboy's Choice
by Balinese no Neko

[Summary] With the time compression and threat of Ultimecia gone, life returns to normal; however, Irvine cannot decide if he wants to return to Galbadia or to stay in Balamb Garden with the one he loves.
[Pairing] Irvine X Zell (kinda ^^')
[Warning] PG-13 Fluff POV | Mild angst, mild fluff, mild language, slight OOC-ness
[Added] 10 August 2002

Cowboy's Choice

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A Cupid’s Work
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Humour ficcy. Selphie is a cupid pairing up the people of Balamb garden, but things go a little wrong.
[Pairing] Irvine X Zell, Seifer X Angelo, Kiros X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

A Cupid’s Work

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daddy almasy
by llamajoy

[Summary] why psychos shouldn't breed-- or should they?
[Pairing] Squall X Zell, Seifer X Squall implied
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 5 April 2002
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 5 April 2002

daddy almasy - Part 1

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Domestic Bliss
by PurpleRose

[Summary] Squall and Laguna get to know each other as father and son and Laguna finds love in an unlikely place!
[Pairing] Seifer X Laguna
[Warning] PG-13 Lime Fluff | Language, alcohol use
[Added] 1 March 2002

Domestic Bliss

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Emergency Defense Plan 601
by Kaerith

[Summary] In the midst of an emergency, Squall must cope with a small boy who likes him a *little* too much.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] PG-13 Humour PWP
[Added] 24 August 2003

Emergency Defense Plan 601

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Fifth Avenue
by Elise Maxwell

[Summary] After leaving Balamb, the group accepts Seifer and takes him out for nights on the dance floor. He and Squall become good friends, can it develop into something more?
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Notes] First part in the "Fifth Avenue" series
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Songfic Humour | Angst, mild language, club dancing
[Added] 22 April 2002 | Revised: 10 August 2002

Prologue - Leaving

Part 1 - Arriving

Part 2 - Together

Part 3 - Fifth Avenue Dance Party!

Part 4 - Chained to you

Part 5 - Dancing Duels

Part 6 - Memories

Part 7 - When Worlds Collide

Part 8 - Emotions

Part 9 - Dangerous Partners

Part 10 - Ten Things I Hate About You

Part 11 - Feelings

Part 12 - Wasting Time

Epilogue - Hand in Hand

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Fly Pudding
by Mr. Toasty

[Summary] Slightly humorous, slightly cliched QuiFu. While taking a walk together, our heroines encounter enemies who turn Quistis into a FROG!! Fujin is left to restore her girlfriend to normal! Does she really have to kiss that thing?
[Pairing] Quistis X Fujin
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Humour
[Added] 25 December 2003

Fly Pudding

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Getting To Know You
by Tiffiny

[Summary] You know those "Getting To Know You" questionaires? Well, it seems even the Garden is no guarantee of safety.
[Pairing] None, really
[Warning] PG | Nothing fruity. Just flaky.
[Added] 10 September 2001

Getting To Know You (Irvine)

Getting To Know You (Seifer)

Getting To Know You (Squall)

Getting To Know You (Zell)

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"Grrr" or "How I Broke Up With Rinoa"
by Kaerith

[Summary] Breaking up with Rinoa is going to be a little bit more difficult than Squall thought.
[Pairing] Squall X Irvine
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Mild language
[Added] 28 February 2003

"Grrr" or "How I Broke Up With Rinoa"

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Hands on Experience
by Naniris

[Summary] Seifer's having a boring day, but thanks to Zell has found a new favorite passtime. Hot, angry, *consensual* lemon with a sense of humor. Please R&R.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour PWP
[Added] 29 November 2004
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 29 April 2005

Hands on Experience - Chapter 1

Hands on Experience - Chapter 2

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The "Happy Birthday" story-arc
by katryne

Happy Birthday [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Someone's birthday is approaching. And boyfriend is still not home. A little silly story.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Mild angst, mild language
[Added] 18 June 2002

Cooking Lessons [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Trivial fluff piece. Ficlet in my 'Happy Birthday' universe, but so plot-lite, no research (on your part) is necessary. Enjoy.
[Warning] PG-13 Lime Humour
[Added] 10 August 2002

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Happy Camping
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Seifer and Squall find romance in the woods, after getting bored of babysitting Zell & Selphie to leave to find their own fun.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Humor
[Added] 10 August 2002

Happy Camping

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Heavy Work Load
by Sodoshiin

[Summary] Zell get's caught at work....by SEIFER!! Will Seifer blackmail him?
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Warning] PG-13 Humor
[Added] 1 March 2002

Heavy Work Load

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Here, Kitty, Kitty
by Balinese no Neko

[Summary] Seifer is turned into a cat and turned over to Squall for safekeeping. Who's behind this dastardly plot? Well, Rinoa, but shhh! Squall doesn't know that yet!
[Pairing] Squall X Seifer
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Sillyfic-ness
[Added] 24 August 2003
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 24 August 2003

Here, Kitty, Kitty - Chapter 1

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The "Hero" series
by Race Ulfson

Side Stories/Spin-offs:
Male Bonding [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Laguna, Kiros, Seifer and Squall go camping.
[Warning] R Fluff
[Added] 24 August 2003

What Can I Say? [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Holiday nonsense from the Hero arc.
[Warning] R Lime Fluff
[Added] 24 August 2003

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High ‘n Low
by WolfPilot06

[Summary] Squall is the son of Laguna Loire, the President of the huge, successful technology company Esthar. Brooding, anti-social and fascinated with ceramics and literature, Squall’s life is turned upside down when his father rents out the extra room in their apartment. College student Seifer Almasy answers the ad and moves in with Squall and his father, bringing several changes and several revelations to a father-son relationship that has rapidly been falling apart for years.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall, Laguna x Raine (past), Irvine + Selphie (eventually)
[Warning] PG-13 AU Mild-Humour | Angst, mild language
[Added] 28 February 2003
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 28 February 2003

Chapter 1 - Beginnings

Chapter 2 - Quistis

Chapter 3 - The New Girl

Chapter 4 - Cowboy’s Lament

Chapter 5 - Brownies and Seifer

Chapter 6 - Winhill, Sweet Winhill

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I Know a Movie Star
by WanderingTonberry

[Summary] We've all known obsession with the beautiful people of the entertainment industry, and it's apparently no different for the guys of Balamb Garden.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Irvine
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon PWP Humour
[Added] 18 June 2002

I Know a Movie Star

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"I've got a Problem."
by SilverWing*

[Summary] *Based on a true story* Squall can't get Rinoa away from him no matter what he does...sometimes desperate times call for some desperate measures...
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall, Squall X Quistis
[Warning] MA15+ Lime Humour | Some Disturbing Content (Depends on how you are), language
[Added] 22 April 2002

"I've got a Problem."

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Impotency
by Rain

[Summary] Seifer becomes impotent...
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour Songfic | OOC
[Added] 29 November 2004

Impotency

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Lasting Impressions
by Sodoshiin

[Summary] Final part to the Illusions series (i think) Squall brings a little surprise with him when he returns from a SeeD mission and boy Seifer's not a happy camper.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Notes] Sequel to "Reflections"
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour
[Added] 5 December 2002

Chapter 1 - My Big Surprise

Chapter 2 - Battle Lines Drawn

Chapter 3 - The Morning After

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Epilogue - Payback

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Inherited Traits
by Kaerith

[Summary] Squall has inherited Laguna's nervous cramping. That's bad. But that same nervousness leads to a relationship with Irvine. That's good.
[Pairing] Squall X Irvine
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Mild language
[Added] 28 February 2003

Inherited Traits

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The "Into the Minds of Others" Story-Arc
by Purple Penguin

Into the Minds of Others [Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Irvine
[Summary] Squall and Zell get a side effect of a cure spell and are able to read people's minds.
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

Jingle Balls [Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Irvine
[Summary] It's Christmas and Seifer still does not know that Zell can read people's thoughts. Zell stupidly agreeds to help Selphie at the Christmas festival.
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 22 May 2004

Selphie FM [Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Irvine
[Summary] Selphie wants to set up her own radio station and takes over the whole garden by brain-washing them and Raijin is her new bitch.
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Raijin bondage, robots (Well one robot)
[Added] 29 November 2004

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It's a Wonderful Final Fantasy
by Tenshi no Korin

[Summary] FF8 remake of the holiday classic.
[Pairing] Seifer X Fujin
[Warning] PG-13 Humour/Parody | Mild angst
[Added] 5 April 2002

It's a Wonderful Final Fantasy

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It's too Hot to Have Sex
by Redrum

[Summary] Seifer tries to persue Squall into having sex on a really hot summer day.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] R Humour PWP
[Added] 22 May 2004

It's too Hot to Have Sex

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Krystania's Mini-Series
by Krystiana

Good Chicken [Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Summary] Zell trips over something on the way home from the bar.
[Warning] PG-13 mild-Fluff
[Added] 17 April 2001

Words [Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Summary] Zell reflects on what his relationship with Seifer means to him.
[Warning] PG-13 mild-Fluff
[Added] 17 April 2001

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Life In the Thing That Smacks Into Things
by WanderingTonberry

[Summary] The big night has arrived and the festival is about to take place. How will the Tonberry ever survive the night?
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Nida
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 18 June 2002

Chapter 1 - The People

Chapter 2 - The Places

Chapter 3 - The Planning

Chapter 4 - The Event

 

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