Author's Notes: See, a friend sent me one of these the other day and uh uh no way was I going to fill it out. Not for me, anyway. The boys are much more interesting than moi. My friend thought so too, fortunately.
Getting To Know You (Seifer)
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Like I really want to get to know you losers any better. But if it'll annoy Leonhart, then what the hell. Besides, I need to set the record straight on a few things. Chicken wuss is starting to get ideas. 1. YOUR NAME: Seifer Almasy 2. DATE OF BIRTH: December 22nd 3. SEX: Male. Grab yourself a clue, Chicken wuss. They're not asking if you've had sex. Which we all know you haven't, so I don't know why you even bothered trying to lie about it. They're asking what sex you are. As in, are you a boy chicken or a girl chicken? 4. AGE: 18 5. NAME OF GARDEN YOU LIVE IN: Balamb Garden 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GF'S? Give me a sorceress any day. 7. YOUR FAVORITE WEAPON? Gunblade 8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME? Pin the tail on the Chicken wuss. 9. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Sword and Sorceress. 10. FAVORITE SMELLS: Other people's fear 11. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing. I hate losing. So I usually make sure it doesn't happen. 12. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Winning. I like winning. And that reminds me. You still owe me a rematch, Leonhart. You only won because I had a bad case of the Trabian flu and could hardly lift my gunblade. 13. FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: My cool trench coat. 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? Call Raijin and have him and Fuj bring me coffee. 15. TIME TRAVEL - SCARY OR EXCITING? Changing the course of history. Having my name in the books for everyone to read and remember. Yeah. I could deal. As long as none of you were along to get in my way. 16. HOW MANY TIMES DID IT TAKE YOU TO PASS THE SeeD EXAM? All right. Which one of you put this question on here? 17. FAVORITE GIRLS NAME: Like I don't have better things to do than sit around and ponder girls' names all day? 18. FAVORITE BOYS NAME: Same goes for boys' names. 19. FAVORITE FOODS: I'm a steak and potatos man. 20. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate. Only Leonhart is boring enough to prefer vanilla. 21. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? It's the only way to fly 22. DID YOU USED TO SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No. I didn't, ok? No. 23. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool. 24. WHAT TYPE OF MAGIC WAS YOUR FIRST SPELL? It was a cure spell. I was twelve. Me and Squall were fighting and he got in a lucky punch before I pounded him into the ground. 25. IF YOU COULD SEE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST WHO WOULD IT BE? No one. 26. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Sylkis 27. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? I'm Seifer Almasy. That's the only sign I need 28. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GF? I don't play favorites 29. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No. Only Leonhart is mindlessly devoted enough to duty to do that. 30. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Sorceress' Knight. What? You thought I'd say SeeD like the rest of you? 31. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Why would I mess with perfection? 32. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Love? I don't believe in love. 33. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Wouldn't you like to know? 34. DO YOU HAVE CANDLES IN YOUR BEDROOM OR BATHROOM AND WHEN DO YOU LIGHT THEM? This is a stupid question. 35. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? What's in the glass? 36. FAVORITE COLOR: Gunmetal gray 37. ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous. 38. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Why would I do that? 39. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I'll let you guess. Not that any of you morons are likely to get it right. 40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1 41. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING? Yeah. And unlike Chicken wuss, it wasn't alone. Aint that right, Instructor Trepe? Ooops. Was that supposed to be a secret?
42. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Any of you getting your asses kicked. 43. ARE YOU AN INNIE OR AN OUTIE? Innie 44. WHAT IMAGE DO YOU HAVE ON THE WALLPAPER OF YOUR COMPUTER? I'd tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya. Huh... On second thought, c'mere. 45. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Selphie might be cute if she wasn't so damn annoying. But not as cute as our resident pretty boy, Squall. Here Squally Squally... I have some candy for you. 46. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Raijin. He does whatever I tell him to do 47. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Squall. Do I really need to explain this answer? 48. DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING NEW ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Maybe I would have if I could be bothered to remember anything she wrote
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