Author's Notes: See, a friend sent me one of these the other day and uh uh no way was I going to fill it out. Not for me, anyway. The boys are much more interesting than moi. My friend thought so too, fortunately.
Getting To Know You (Irvine)
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Selphie wants me to play, even though you people have already been here and done this. She says I need to get to know y'all. And who am I to say no to such a pretty girl? So sit back, grab yourself something to drink and get to know Irvine Kinneas. 1. YOUR NAME: Irvine Kinneas 2. DATE OF BIRTH: November 24th 3. SEX: Male and Yes, as often as possible. 4. AGE: 17 5. NAME OF GARDEN YOU LIVE IN: I'm just a poor lonesome cowboy from Galbadia Garden. 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GF'S? I prefer my gun. 7. YOUR FAVORITE WEAPON? My big gun. My biiiigggg gun. 8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME? Whatever Selphie and Quistis are playing. 9. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Well, it was the Dollet Journal of Poetry, but the Galbadian Army put a spoke in that wheel, didn't they? 10. FAVORITE SMELLS: Anything a pretty lady is wearing. 11. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having to go a day without seeing a pretty lady. 12. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having a pretty lady, or two, on my arm. 13. FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: Anything a pretty lady has on that I can have the pleasure of taking off. 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? Stop by one morning and find out. 15. TIME TRAVEL - SCARY OR EXCITING? Well, I don't know if I'd call it scary, but it's not something I'm in a hurry to try. I like being where I am. And I like who I'm with. (Meaning Selphie and Quistis, of course) 16. HOW MANY TIMES DID IT TAKE YOU TO PASS THE SeeD EXAM? Who needs more than once? 17. FAVORITE GIRLS NAME: All of them. But Selphie and Quistis in particular. 18. FAVORITE BOYS NAME: Haven't given it much thought. 19. FAVORITE FOODS: Anything sweet. 20. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? You can't choose just one. They're both delicious in their own way. Rather like two lovely ladies I know. 21. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? No. I like watching the scenery better. 22. DID YOU USED TO SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? A teddy bear. She was a sweet thing. 23. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? I think they're cool, but if any of y'all get scared I can hold your hand. (Meaning Selphie and Quistis, of course.) 24. WHAT TYPE OF MAGIC WAS YOUR FIRST SPELL? A gentleman never spells and tells. 25. IF YOU COULD SEE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST WHO WOULD IT BE? My parents. 26. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Mimett 27. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Selphie tells me I'm a Sagittarius 28. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GF? Don't know any of 'em well enough to answer. 29. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Don't eat broccoli at all. 30. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't think of it as a job. I like to think of it as an adventure. 31. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm kinda fond of things the way they are. 32. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? When *haven't* I? 33. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? I'd rather show than tell. 34. DO YOU HAVE CANDLES IN YOUR BEDROOM OR BATHROOM AND WHEN DO YOU LIGHT THEM? I have a few in my bedroom. I only light them on very special occasions, for very special company. 35. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I'll go with half full given a choice. 36. FAVORITE COLOR: I like earth tones. 37. ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous. 38. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I don't generally do much in the way of typing. 39. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? My boots. 40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 2's company and 3's never a crowd. 41. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING? Sounds good to me. Any takers? 42. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I enjoy watching the Timber 500. Fast cars. Beautiful women. A heck of a combination. 43. ARE YOU AN INNIE OR AN OUTIE? Innie. If you don't believe me, you can check it out for yourself. (Meaning Selphie and Quistis, of course) 44. WHAT IMAGE DO YOU HAVE ON THE WALLPAPER OF YOUR COMPUTER? A mustang. 45. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Selphie is just about the cutest, sweetest little gal I've ever seen. 46. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: I'm hoping Quistis. 47. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Squall. That guy really needs to lighten up a bit. 48. DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING NEW ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yep. There are always new and fascinating things to learn about a beautiful woman.
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