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Last Update 9.12.2005

Last warning for people who don't like slash. If this is you, you can exit here.

And this is where all the funnies are. They do exist, y'know. On this page are all the things that don't fall into the other categories, ie. they are parodies, funny, light-hearted, miscellanary that aren't meant to be taken that seriously, and if you do, we're not paying for your rehab. Now go read them!

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NOTE: These fanfics all have ratings and classifications for their content. If you didn't read how we classify them, and what all the little [warnings] mean, I suggest you head on over to the Glossary page and read it.


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All Because You Kissed Me Good Night
by Passo

[Summary] Draco can't sleep. Harry's drunk. So begins a tale of confusion and impossible consequences with only one question to answer: "Did you kiss me last night?"
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

All Because You Kissed Me Good Night

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Blame Voldemort
by Powder96

[Summary] The Boy Who Lived finally comes up with the solution for the wizarding world's problem.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] PG-13 Parody
[Added] 24 August 2003

Blame Voldemort

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Side Stories from the "Civil War" Series
by Sushi

Throwing In The Towel [Pairing] Snape/Harry
[Summary] The smutty, pointless, and totally unrelated writer's-stress-relieving follow-up to "Civil War". Not a true sequel, but dang fun to write. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Self-Parody!
[Notes] Spin-off/Parody from "Civil War"
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Parody PWP | Language
[Added] 5 April 2002

All-Purpose Salve [Pairing] Snape/Harry
[Summary] This is a little CW-verse outtake I wrote a few months ago. It's set several years in the future from this point.
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Civil War" Series
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour PWP | Language
[Added] 24 August 2003

Fire In The Hole [Pairing] Snape/Harry
[Summary] What happens when a Potions master, a Quidditch twit, a werewolf, and an Animagus are all living under one roof? Set approximately six years after CW, but will very likely not (read: won't) be consistent with the timeline. This was just a cutesy piece.
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Civil War" Series
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Male/male relationship (and damned near relations on the kitchen floor); innuendo; werewolf-free zones
[Added] 29 April 2005

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The Consequences Of A Weary Mind
by Sushi

[Summary] Response to Dixiebell's "What is rimming?" challenge, Harry Potter's writing skills are, in a word, unique. Professor Snape is about to learn this in a most unforgettable way.
[Pairing] Harry/Snape
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour
[Added] 2 December 2002

The Consequences Of A Weary Mind

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Control
by Starkiller

[Summary] Draco turns up to meet Harry wearing leather pants. Gifts are exchanged, romance, sex.
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] NC-17 Lime Fluff Songfic
[Added] 18 June 2002

Control

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The Danger of Rumors
by Passo

[Summary] Innocent Harry has no idea that an absolutely outrageous rumor is spreading around Hogwarts. Draco gets wind of it and decides to do something about it.
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Slight non-consensual
[Added] 19 May 2003

The Danger of Rumors

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New The Diary of a Mad Wizard New
by Passo

[Summary] Harry suddenly wakes up in the diary with only a very annoyed Tom Riddle as company. With no way of getting out, how could he possibly cope in a world controlled by a Slytherin?
[Pairing] Tom/Harry
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Humour
[Added] 9 December 2005

The Diary of a Mad Wizard

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The "Extracurricular" series
by Ivy Blossom

Extracurricular: a Parody [Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Summary] For no apparent reason, the answer to all of life's crises and problems is for Harry and Draco to shag madly. If you need to stop a war, prevent global destruction from an oversized meteor, or you've just lost your best earrings, give Harry and Draco a key to the astronomy tower and watch the sparks fly.
[Warning] PG-13 Lime Humor
[Added] 18 June 2002

Extracurricular: Mock Two [Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Summary] After Harry and Draco learn that their sweet, sweet lovin' can save the world and solve any concievable problem, they learn that there is a strange side effect to that activity. Can the population of Hogwarts keep the boys from getting pregnant?
[Warning] R Lime Humor Mild-MPREG
[Added] 10 August 2002

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Fire Burn And Cauldron Bubble
by Sushi

[Summary] Deep in the dungeons of Lord Voldemort's Secret Castle Lair Far From Prying Eyes, strange things happen on a nightly basis. Some nights just happen to be stranger than others.
[Pairing] Snape/Snape
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Mild alcohol and drug use
[Added] 19 May 2003

Fire Burn And Cauldron Bubble

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Firebolt, Take me Away!
by el bastardo and Punk Rawk Girl

[Summary] Harry is spending a lot of time with his broomstick up in the Astronomy Tower and Ron feels a bit neglected.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] PG-13 Parody | Bad humour
[Added] 29 November 2004

Firebolt, Take me Away!

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Grave Matters
by Adrienne

[Summary] A farewell to an old enemy.
[Pairing] very mild Snape/Lupin
[Warning] PG-13 Humour Songfic | Alcohol use
[Added] 18 June 2002

Grave Matters

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Harry, Draco & the Reality Check
by Libertine

[Summary] H/D, for Ivy, Aja & Isi. This little fic seems to sum up pretty perfectly why I should not be allowed to write H/D slash. It simply doesn't work in my brain. Originally titled: "You're in my world now, Poh-tah." Squick rating: 3/5.
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] NC-17 Lime Humour PWP | Minor Bondage
[Added] 24 August 2003

Harry, Draco & the Reality Check

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Hearts and Flowers
by Louise Lux

[Summary] Severus Snape is caught with his lover in flagrante delicto by Dobby. Dobby is very, very happy and wants everyone to know.
[Pairing] Harry/Snape
[Warning] R Lime Humour
[Added] 10 August 2002

Hearts and Flowers

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Here Comes The Snake
by Sushi

[Summary] Lost in the labyrynth that is Malfoy Manor, Snape comes across a rather unobstructed view...
[Pairing] Snape/Draco
[Notes] First part in the "Here Comes The Snake" series
[Warning] PG-13 Humor Pre-slash Songfic | Language, zoot suits
[Added] 1 March 2002

Here Comes The Snake

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Hogwart's Night Before Christmas
by Sagacious Muse

[Summary] A parody and retelling of The Night Before Christmas Hogwart's style.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] G Parody
[Added] 25 December 2003

Hogwart's Night Before Christmas

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"In *Just* Seven Days..." Story-Arc
by DrusillaDax

In *Just* Seven Days... [Pairing] Snape/Harry
[Summary] Severus is trapped in time, but it's for the best!
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour
[Added] 10 August 2002

The Weasley Curse [Pairing] Snape/Harry
[Summary] After defeating Voldemort, the new Headmaster Severus Snape has a lot to do: take care of Hogwarts (one of the teachers announcing that she is pregnant), and take care of his lover Harry Potter...
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour
[Added] 10 August 2002

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New love in lower case New
by Passo

[Summary] Harry, tired of kissing countless lovers, decides to escape the confines of rated fanfiction and jumps to an entirely new world. But what could he do when an old enemy arrives to disturb his peaceful existence?
[Pairing] Tom/Harry
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Humour
[Added] 9 December 2005

love in lower case

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Invites
by Merlin’s Dragon

[Summary] Draco and Harry go over the guest list for their wedding.
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] G Citrus Humour | Spoilers
[Added] 24 August 2003

Invites

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Mistletoe
by Lyaka

[Summary] Every year, the teachers at Hogwarts play a Christmas prank on the students once it starts snowing. This year's turns out to have some interesting ramifications...
[Pairing] Draco/Harry
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

Mistletoe

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The Neville Affair
by Libertine and Krissy

[Summary] One boy. enjoying a private moment. suffers a sudden interuption. Followed by the entrance of a very surprised audience.
[Pairing] Neville/Draco, Neville/Harry
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

Part 1 - The Bathroom

Part 2 - The Dormitory

Part 3 - The Breakfast Table

Part 4 - The Stairs

Part 5 - The Gryffindor Tower

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New The Place Where Harry Popped His Cherry New
by Passo

[Summary] You must be familiar with the concept: sneaking late at night, two boys trapped in Snape's Potions closet... but Harry and Draco never expected what happened next.
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] PG Citrus Humour
[Added] 9 December 2005

The Place Where Harry Popped His Cherry

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New Red Cape New
by Passo

[Summary] Harry walks to a cottage in a forest one white Christmas. My slash version of Little Red Riding Hood.
[Pairing] Voldemort/Harry
[Warning] R Lime Parody
[Added] 9 December 2005

Red Cape

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Sex Ed
by Lady Feylene

[Summary] Professor Snape is forced to teach the Gryffindor's and Slytherin's sex ed.
[Pairing] Implied Snape/Remus
[Warning] R Humor
[Added] 18 June 2002

Sex Ed

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The Snitch Sequence
by Libertine

Draco Malfoy And The Wormies [Pairing] Lucius/Narcissa
[Summary] A prequel to the Snitch Sequence, featuring five year old Draco.
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

The Snitch [Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Summary] All isn`t well on the Quidditch field, when Harry accuses Draco of cheating. Love will find a way, it seems... so long as there`s provision for a little Dark magic, a cursed snitch and an expulsion...
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003
The Snitch - Prologue

The Snitch - Chapter 1

The Snitch - Chapter 2

The Snitch - Chapter 3

The Snitch - Chapter 4

The Snitch - Chapter 5

The Snitch - Chapter 6

The Snitch - Chapter 7

The Snitch - Chapter 8

The Snitch - Chapter 9

The Snitch - Chapter 10

The Snitch - Chapter 11

The Snitch - Chapter 12

The Snitch - Chapter 13

The Snitch - Chapter 14

Dragon Rock [Pairing] Harry/Draco, Draco/Ron
[Summary] Five years on, Draco and co. have finished school, and are forced to deal with the real world beyond Hogwart's sanctuary - kamikaze dragons, infidelity, dominatrixes and all.
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003
Dragon Rock - Prologue

Dragon Rock - Chapter 1

Dragon Rock - Chapter 2

Dragon Rock - Chapter 3

Dragon Rock - Chapter 4

Dragon Rock - Chapter 5

Dragon Rock - Chapter 6

Dragon Rock - Chapter 7

Dragon Rock - Chapter 8

Dragon Rock - Chapter 9

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy [Pairing] Harry/Draco, Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Ron, Severus/Remus
[Summary] The past returns to haunt Severus, and Harry and Draco get into a little trouble with the law while attempting to join the Mile High Club. I`m fairly sure this fic was the turning point in Lucius Malfoy`s online hpslash career. If you don`t love him before reading this, you probably will afterwards.
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003
Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 1

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 2

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 3

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 4

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 5

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 6

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 7

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 8

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 9

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 10

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 11

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 12

Lucius Malfoy and the Gift of Mercy - Chapter 13

Ron Weasley and the Dragons [Pairing] Harry/Draco, Ron/Draco
[Summary] Ron discovers he can talk to dragons. This fic begins during the two weeks Harry spends with him in LMGoM.
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003
Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 1

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 2

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 3

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 4

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 5

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 6

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 7

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 8

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 9

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 10

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 11

Ron Weasley and the Dragons - Chapter 12

Toward End Game [Pairing] Harry/Draco, Draco/Ron, Hermione/Victor
[Summary] This is the immediate sequel to RWD. As Voldemort closes in, Ron and Draco are reunited with Lucius and Harry... in order to do all that hero shit. Save the world, and all that crap...
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003
Toward End Game - Chapter 1

Toward End Game - Chapter 2

Toward End Game - Chapter 3

Toward End Game - Chapter 4

Toward End Game - Chapter 5

Toward End Game - Chapter 6

Toward End Game - Chapter 7

Toward End Game - Chapter 8

Toward End Game - Chapter 9

Toward End Game - Chapter 10

Toward End Game - Chapter 11

Toward End Game - Chapter 12

My Mother Told Me Life Was Like A Box Of Weevils Co-Authored by Kissaki [Pairing] Severus/Remus, Harry/Neville
[Summary] Seven months after Voldemort`s death, Harry enters Lucius` corporate world, while underhand dealings abound; trade in sex and politics, and the spread of illicit love-potions.
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003
A Box Of Weevils - Prologue

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 1

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 2

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 3

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 4

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 5

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 6

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 7

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 8

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 9

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 10

A Box Of Weevils - Chapter 11

Fixing Draco [Pairing] Lucius/Narcissa
[Summary] Ron arrives back in the snitchseq-verse with a cunning plan to bring Harry and Draco Malfoy back together. You might not like this ending, but it is The End.
[Warning] R Humour/Drama
[Added] 24 August 2003

Side Stories and Spin-offs:
Harry and Draco on the Grass [Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Summary] Just as it says. A tie-in to the main sequence, it occurs somewhere between The Snitch and Dragon Rock.
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Snitch Sequence"
[Warning] G Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

Narcissa and Hermione [Pairing] Narcissa/Hermione
[Summary] What you don't get to see in LMGoM.
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Snitch Sequence"
[Warning] NC-17 Lime PWP
[Added] 24 August 2003

Bitchfest @ the crack of dawn by Inky [Pairing] Harry/Draco/Ron
[Summary] Based on characterisatons in the Snitch... Harry Draco + Ron, oh my!
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Snitch Sequence"
[Warning] R Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

Lucius and Narcissa [Pairing] Lucius/Narcissa
[Summary] A short novella based on the Malfoys on their first years of high school...
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Snitch Sequence"
[Warning] G Drama
[Added] 24 August 2003

Lucius and Narcissa - Chapter 1

Lucius and Narcissa - Chapter 2

Lucius and Narcissa - Chapter 3

Lucius and Narcissa - Chapter 4

Stoat Me [Pairing] Lucius/Harry
[Summary] Rube requested I write some L/H. I did, and I have a feeling this isn't what she expected. Warning, this will make you laugh very very hard. The original 'stoat' fic.
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Snitch Sequence"
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

Classics: Libertine. The Revival [Pairing] None
[Summary] Excerpts, quotes and the 'audience participation' info for The Snitch Sequence. Egotist much, Libertine?
[Notes] Spin-off from the "Snitch Sequence"
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

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Sorry
by Bernice Russell

[Summary] Black attempts to bury the hatchet with Snape.
[Pairing] Snape/Black
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Spoilers
[Added] 24 August 2003

Sorry

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Soup
by dented-sky

[Summary] A mysterious flu has taken over Hogwarts, and Remus dives right into the fever.
[Pairing] Remus/Sirius, Lily/James
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Language
[Added] 29 November 2004

Soup

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Staircase
by Cat Samwise

[Summary] Ron goes to Harry's house warming party. But when he comes he finds who else, but Draco Malfoy sitting on the staircase. What is he doing there?
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] PG Citrus Humour
[Added] 19 May 2003

Staircase

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Stuck In A Moment You Can't get Out Of
by Rhysenn

[Summary] What if... the trunk didn't open as easily as it did?
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Notes] Alternate ending to chapter 9 of "Irrisistable Poison"
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 1 March 2002

Stuck In A Moment You Can't get Out Of

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The Things You Do for Family
by grace

[Summary] Sirius and Snape are both forced to go to an interesting thing...
[Pairing] Snape/Black
[Warning] PG Mild-AU Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

The Things You Do for Family

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A Tin of Sherbet Lemons
by dented-sky

[Summary] A Christmas ficlet for a friend, who liked Dumbledore and Fawkes, femme slash and a side order of Harry/Draco.
[Pairing] Dumbledore/Fawkes
[Warning] PG Humour
[Added] 22 May 2004

A Tin of Sherbet Lemons

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New Tops and Tails New
by Magalud

[Summary] Sirius won't bottom, and Severus insists to top.
[Pairing] Snape/Black
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon AU Humour PWP WAFF
[Added] 9 December 2005

Tops and Tails

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We Need to Talk
by Rhys

[Summary] The author shows up to advise Severus on his chosen lifestyle...
[Pairing] Snape/Lupin
[Warning] PG-13 Parody Pre-Slash | Language, OC
[Added] 28 February 2003

We Need to Talk

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Welcome To My Nightmare
by Sushi

[Summary] It's New Year's Eve. The costumes are chosen, the karaoke machine is ready, and Harry and Severus have more than their share of nightmares.
[Pairing] Harry/Snape | Hermione/Ron | Sirius/Remus | Draco/Parvati/Padma/Lavender | Voldemort/Cho Chang | Dumbledore/karaoke
[Warning] PG-13 AU Fluff Humor | Mild alcohol use, innuendo, graphic abuse of beloved musical and pop culture icons, karaoke
[Added] 1 March 2002

Welcome To My Nightmare

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What Dreams May Come
by Winnifred

[Summary] When Harry begins to slowly let the world of the unconcious consume him, his friends wonder what could be making him desire less and less to live in the world of the realistic and awake.
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Warning] R Lime Humour
[Added] 29 November 2004
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 29 November 2004

Chapter 1 - A Pilgrim on the Edge

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Wizards of Aus
by Bernice Russell

[Summary] Australian parody of Harry Potter.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Language
[Added] 24 August 2003

Wizards of Aus

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YMDA
by Libertine

[Summary] The Young Men`s Death Eater`s Association has a lemonade stand, and Sev gets lucky. Featuring Lucius` ass -- always a crowd pleaser, that one. The Death Eaters pamphlet *really* exists.. find it on the files section at Veela Inc.
[Pairing] Severus/James
[Warning] R Citrus Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

YMDA


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