Link: Finally, the most anticipated final chapter of this story!
Weiss boys: YEAH! WOO-HOO! THANK GOD!
Farfello: No, HURT God!
*Aya hits Farfello over the head with his sheath. The white-haired boy collapses*
Nagi & Shu: Hey! he's our friend!
Ken and Omi: Grr... *Get ready to fight*
Yohji: Don't you have anything to say, Brad?
Brad: I don't care. Someone kick someone's ass. But hurry, Starbucks closes in twenty minutes.
Link: ... *Whispers* Let's just start the story...
~ It's not easy bein' green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over
'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky. ~
-- Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson), "It's Not Easy Bein' Green"
I feel so neglected! The only person who ever pays any attention to me is Ken! He is cute, for a human, and so nice. He actually pays attention to the little ones. I think that might be part of why he pays such close attention to Omi. I think those two are going to end up breeding. But, I don't know if they have the right kind of reproductive cells to do that. I wonder if they have spores?
Oooh, that quite one they call Aya is trying to pick me up. I think I'll just accidentally PRICK HIM! HA HA HA! TAKE THAT! Oh, the poor baby got a boo-boo? Why don't you have Yohji kiss it and make it better? HA HA HA!
Okay, I'm done now. Ken looks irritated.
I know I don't have pretty flowers or a wonderful scent, but I don't understand why no-one will buy me! I am just as lovable as any dog! I could fetch if I had legs! I'm as cuddly as a porcupine! I'm not helping my case, am I?
I once heard a horror story about this woman who kept buying cacti because she managed to actually kill one of us. Rumor has it; she even killed a Philodendron! The horror. I'm glad I have a competent man here to take care of me! If that story is true... Gasp. I don't want to think about it.
Maybe living here isn't so bad after all.
Link: DONE! YEA! *Does a happy dance in circles a-la rain dance*
Yohji: I wasn't in this one very much. I didn't get any! *Cries*
Aya: Yohji, let's go clean up my cut...
Yohji: Okay... *They war off*
Ken: I feel so loved! ^^
Omi: ... *Sighs*
Link: ... Anyway! Um, so sequel? Sure, I'll write it... I just don't know what to write! Still in this format? About the same people? The cactus usurping power and taking over the former USSR? Okay, maybe not. Well, just tell me. I hope everyone enjoyed this. I know I had fun writing it. Ciao.
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