Chapter 24 While our heroes are in the Gongaga area, let's have a quick check on Kazuya... Kaz: ... Kazuya as you see is patiently waiting by the Tiny Bronco, pacing up and down, kicking stones... doing a funky chicken dance? Oh well. Back to the Gongaga reactor where our heroes are about to learn more... Vincent: Well, if Cloud is German, that explains why he acts so cool... Bruce: And what does that make you? Vincent: A child of the night, my dear friend. Bruce: Yuh... Xiaoyu: Hi, I'm Xiaoyu! Sieg: Hello! Ich heisse Siegfried! (My name's Siegfried) CS: (And a 'Hello' in the start!) Red: I say we save a few power sources for Kazuya... Jun: Ahaha, too bad he wasn't here... he would have laughed really hard with the wheelie attack! u^_^u Mel: You really liked the wheelie attack, didn't you? ;) Bruce: He, I liked it maself! (snatches her butt) Mel: Bruce! Bruce: No more pervert? ;) Mel: No way! Hey don't get any ideas! Bruce: You like me lady. Admit it! Mel: Hah! Xiaoyu: Does she let everyone catch her ass? Siegfried didn't understand but he sure got the message and he grins mischievously... Xiaoyu: Pervert! Scarlet and Tseng have arrived and stare at them... Tseng: Unless you want us to see you, take a hide... Sieg: Sind sie unsere Freunde? (are they our friends?) Bruce: What he's sayin? Red: Oh, hide and shut it, will you! Following Red's advice, they hide, while Scarlet and Tseng have a rather thorough inspection... of the reactor, what did you think! Mel: Hah! I can do that better! Bruce: My my my my! Jun: Oh so horrible! Must they do it before us? CS: My dear child, I agree with you. Xiaoyu: Grossness! Siegfried: ;) Vincent: This reminds me... of the life I've been denied... Cid: Oh, cheer up! Who says life stops after death? Look at me! I'm still as jolly as ever! Mel: Cid? Must you? Cid: He, I'm only trying to cheer him up! Vincent: You're so sweet... but nothing can bring back the smile to my life... Cid: Nay, don't lose hope that easily! When Tseng and Scarlet leave, they're free to pick up the dropped materia and now they have Titan in their arsenal... On their way out... as they turn around the corner... (Turks music: Heere come the men in blaaack...) Sieg: Cool! Men in Black! Bruce: Hey, he talks English! Red: Arh! Rude(Sagat): Err... whom do you like Adon? Reno(Adon): I like Elena... Rude: No fair, I like Elena! Reno: No, you like Tifa! Rude: Yea, her too. But Tseng likes the Ancient. Mel: And he's welcome to take her! Elena(Sonya): Men! All they talk about is the girls they like! Mel: Say that again, pal! Bruce: Yea, like we don't know how you're measuring us behind our backs! Mel: Arh! Jun: Oh, hi Sonya! Sonya grins but her smile is _not_ friendly: (Greenpeace bimbo!) Reno: Hey! It's them! Rude: What happened to Cloud? Got a haircut? Elena: Really, where is mr. Spiky? Mel: Would you believe he's scared of frogs? Elena: Men! And they say about us! You must see what Jax is like when he's sick! Jun: Well, men will always be boys~ Mel+Sonya: Shuddup! CS: I despise that kind of talking! Reno: No one's~ Rude: Elena, go get Tseng. We'll deal with them! Sonya: Yessir! (To Mileena): I'll ambush outside... Mel: (to Sonya): Gotcha! Rude: What do you want? Reno: I have to say my line! Red: Hallelujah! Bruce: Well say it will you? Reno: No one gets in the way of Reno and the Turks! Audience: WEEEEEEEE! Cid: Good. Now, do we fight? Rude: Bout time! Bruce: I say, let's make it a Muai Thai fight! Me against Sagat coz we share the head and Bryan vs Adon there! And Mileena can fight Sonya in the mud! ;) Rude: I'm all for that! ;) Reno: Yea! ;) Sonya: I think Mileena and I have something to say... ;) Mel: I'm all in! And so... Sagat fights Bruce, Adon fights Bryan and Mileena with Sonya... attack Jun! Jun: Yah!! Elena: Here here girlie! Mel: Your bow won't save you today! Xiaoyu: Hey! Red: WHAT on earth are you doing? Sieg: Was IST denn loss! (What IS going on!) CS: I can't watch! (covers eyes) Vincent: I don't like such brutal sports... Sagat: Wait till you see the K-1 and then we'll talk! Jun: Mileena, are you confused? Mel: More like beserk! Xiaoyu: (Hehehe!) Sonya: TAKE that brat! Mel: My pleasure~ Red! Siegfried: Was ist loss! (What's going on!) CS: Hmm... this isn't working... Vincent: Oh, can't you make them stop? CS: I surely will! STOP IT! Everyone stops... CS: Rude, Reno! On your way! We have to move on! Bruce: Aww, shit, can't you see we're busy? Jun: (forces a remedy into Mileena's mouth who's put down by Red): Be a good girl and take your medicine! Mel: Gwarhglahgwahwah!... Sonya is taken down by Siegfried and Xiaoyu... Sieg: Lass meine Freundin allein! (leave my female-friend alone!) Xiaoyu: Hey, she wears a Minerva brand! I want it! (steals Elena's brand) Sonya: HEEEYY! Cid: Oooh... what can I say... we'll meet again... Adon: Ya bet! And so the Turks leave and our glorious team moves on to their next mission to the village in Gongaga desert... where more is to be learnt... Kazuya in the meanwhile... Kazuya holds his index finger before him, studying a butterfly sitting on it, when the beautiful creature attracts... Frog: ribbit. Kaz: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH! You can't imagine the loudness of that voice my dear readers as Kazuya leaps five feet in the air, looking for a hideout! Kaz: What's a frog doing here! Nothing at all. I just felt like giving him a startle! Kaz: Ha, ha, ha! Back to the rest of the team in Gongaga village... The place is sad and so full of loss and melancholy... Our friends see parents grieving their lost children... everything went wrong after the ruining of the Reactor... in a certain house... Man: Do you know my son, Zack? Woman: Yea, Zack... the coolest! Zack (of Dead or Alive): I love you mom! Dad! Zack's mom: (kisses her hand to her son) Zack's dad smiles to his son... Mel: THIS is the Zack? Red: Well... you're not supposed to tell Cloud of that... Sieg: Na was? (Eh, what?) Mel: Zack was the guy who arrived in Nibelheim with Sephiroth and not Cloud, who was then just a Shinra guy... Shinra guy 1: Just like us! Shinra guy 2: That gives me hopes... of what I can become... Sieg (smiling sheepishly): Ja, ja! Nibelheim, ja! (Yes, yes! Nibelheim, yes!) CS: So IS Cloud German? Red: Quite possibly... CS: So why don't we keep this one? Red: Well, at least we could communicate with the other one... Bruce: Not so sure 'bout that... Cid: This one's too short! Well anyway my dear friends, the trip to Gongaga is now over and we've learned all that we wanted from this place... and so they all go back to the buggy, with the exception of Siegfried who will no longer participate in this story... Xiaoyu: Snif,snif... Bye, Siegfried... Sieg: Aufwiedersehen! (Good bye!) ~waves~ CS: Oh pity... I liked the boy! (snif! dries a tear) Bruce: Yo, are we gonna get moving or what? So the buggy drives back to where they left the Tiny Bronco and Kazuya... fighting their way... whereas Kazuya vigilantly scans the area for frogs! Then the buggy comes... Bruce: Heeeeeey! Kaz: So did you make it? Mel: Wasn't that hard without you! Kaz: Hah! Jun: Now now, honey... Vincent: It was different... like getting to know a new culture... Cid: The kid wasn't bad... CS: Actually, I think he makes a far better Cloud... Kaz: With my COMPLEMENTS! Jun: Honey, we didn't mean it like that~ Kaz: Give him my place for all I care, he can keep it and Let me go HOME! (Kazuya goes away like a pouty child, with hands tied before him and head among shoulders, kicking stones, accidentally hitting Cait Sith's huge ass...) CS: CUT THAT OUT! Kaz: Well get your ass off the way! Red: I think we pissed him... Mileena walks to Kazuya... Mel: You'd really give your place to Siegfried? Kaz: YES! Mel: Oh now really, don't you get jealous? Kaz: NO! Mel: ...not at all? Kaz: ...n-n-NO! Mel: A little? Kaz: . . . Mel: A tiny bit? Kaz: . Mel: Gotcha, Gotcha! (attacks his cheek with pinches) Kaz: HEY! (flutters hands her direction) Cut that out! Mel: It's all right, he stays! Xiaoyu: Oh crap... I wanted Siegfried :( Cid: Ya liked the little German, didn't ya? Xiaoyu: Aaak! Jun: Well then honey, come with us! Mel: Well, for once she's right... Get your ass in gear! (pushes him on the ass) Kaz: ... But what is this? Isn't our hero upset with Mileena trying to take advantage of him? CS: Most suspicious I'd say! Red: No time to think of that! All in the buggy! And so they enter the buggy for their next mission... but looks like they brought more than gil and dirt from Gongaga, because as they open the door... Frog: Ribbit. Kaz: WAAAAAAAAAH! And again our hero runs about in horror, screaming like the sky is falling and there they take the task of chasing and catching him once again! Fortunately, both Red and Mileena are quite competent in Kazuya tackling and our hero is compelled... Jun: Honey, here, take a tranquiliser! Kaz: Wah! Red: Hmmm... under the circumstances I suggest we take the Tiny Bronco and go over there to Wutai for Yuffie's mission... Xiaoyu: Oh goody, goody, goody! Bruce: And leave the car over here? Red: You can stay and take care of it if you want... Bruce: Kay... So the rest enter the Bronco and Bruce stays behind, waving at them. Bruce will now clean up and tune the buggy while the rest of the team travels to the mystic island of Wutai.